Better

So I'm feeling much better today. In part because of all the interesting replies I got, both privately and on the blog. I'm sure you all realised I wasn't serious; this was simply my method of catharsis, kind of like taking a large swig of magnesium citrate. So not to worry, I won't do anything rash. However, I have been experiencing bouts of self-destructiveness lately, like eating cucumber with the peel still on and stepping over the yellow line on the subway platform. Hopefully this risk-taking behavior will subside...