Sunday, April 17, 2005

JDate Revisited

OK, here are some more jdate tips (look into my past postings for the first set). Recommendations for when you should and should not be logged into jdate:

1. Don't log in on Saturday after 8 pm, when you should be out or at least preparing to go out(this is more for your own reputation than for the pathetic losers you are likely to encounter at this time, because only pathetic losers have no plans on a Saturday night.)

2. Do log in Sunday morning after 11 am, when people are waking up after their late night out but are feeling forlorn because it was an "unsuccessful expedition."

3. Don't log in on weekend afternoons, when you should be out enjoying the day (unless you're a student like me, who has to sit in front of her computer but likes to procrastinate.)

4. If you're looking for an observant mate, I wouldn't recommend logging in on a Friday night or Saturday (for Shabbat starting and ending times around the world, visit www.chabad.org)

5. Don't log in on a weekday, unless you're looking for someone who is unemployed or who is looking to quit or get fired by neglecting to do their job.

6.Do log in on a weeknight, at around 10 pm, when people are settling down from the stressful day and you can have their undivided attention.

7. Don't stay on too late- at about 1 pm, the pervs and stalkers log on!

This list is obviously from a female perspective; if any men would like to share their thoughts on jdate login times, please feel free to comment.




4 Comments:

Blogger LizeCR said...

Jon, what happened to your sense of humor?

4/17/2005 7:22 PM  
Blogger LizeCR said...

I meant about my jdate rules. And I don't think A.K. is gay.

4/18/2005 12:32 AM  
Blogger Matthew David Brozik said...

Props to JW. Be yourself. Don't let The Woman keep you down.

4/18/2005 9:31 PM  
Blogger Narrator said...

It's akbar.

5/05/2005 12:07 AM  

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