P.S.

I can't believe I forgot the most important part of yesterday's story! As ear-piercing-guy was shoving an earring through my cartilage his phone went off to the tune of the Transformers theme, and I started singing the words. He said he wouldn't let me leave- I had to stay and be his girlfriend. So a pointer for all you girls out there: if you want to truly impress a guy, brush up on your knowledge of childhood toys and shows that make men (and women who grew up with lots of brothers) nostalgic.