Spamelot?

Anyone got an extra ticket laying around? I would reeeeeaaaaallllly like to see this Broadway production, and with the original cast, if at all possible. Why can't I have "connections" to someone important who has access to sought-after tickets, like everyone else I know? Why can't I bump into Hank Azaria on the street and have him fall instantly and madly in love with me, compelling him to give me a front row seat for every night he's in the show? That would be so cool....