Awwww!!!!
Apparently, someone out there misses me!!! I know it has been a while, and I have no excuses for not having written in so long. So here I am, in a situation where I am considering moving out of my apartment, which is one female roommate short of a brothel, into my own place. Being that this is Manhattan, however, I can barely afford to live in a closet. At least this search has provided some comic relief. In my searches on Craig's List and various real estate sites, I have noticed some interesting expressions used to describe New York City apartments. I can only speculate the true meaning of these terms:
1. "Cozy"= size if a shoebox
2. "Cute"= smaller than a shoebox
3. "Charming"= unique scent that can't be gotten rid of
4. "Character"= previous tenant left a ratty old chair
(Notice all the C's? Doesn't mean anything)
5. "Exposed brick!!!!"= nobody bothered to build a real wall!!!
6. "Decorative fireplace"= light a fire in there, and all tenants will die from carbon monoxide poisoning
7. "$800 1 br on Upper East Side!" = this place is in Harlem
posted by LizeCR @ 11:01 PM
6 Comments:
one roommate short of a BROTHEL??? what's your address again??
i had a dream last night that i was stuck inside your blog. sorta like tron but not quite as cool. please interpret.
You see, I don't think that's even possible. Mostly because my blog is way cooler than TRON!!
i dunno tron was pretty damn cool. but it would've been way cooler if you were in it, i'll give you that.
do you wear heels in the snow?
Sometimes. Actually, I did that today. But no mesh stockings or leather mini.
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