What Not to Wear

Watching a guy walk down the street in white pants today, I was inspired to write a piece on what clothing items men should not be wearing. This is just the humble opinion of a lone woman with minimal (no) experience in the fashion industry, so you men out there might want to take this advice with a grain of salt (but make it kosher salt):

1. White pants
2. White shorts (unless you're playing tennis, but even then...)
3. Leather pants
4. Leather shorts
5. Turtleneck tops (mockneck topsare OK)
6. Cowlneck tops (do those even exist for men?)
7. Mesh tops (or any other see-thru item)
8. Cowboy boots (or any other pointed-toe footwear)
9. Speedo swimsuit (unless you're doing laps, but even then...)
10. Animal prints (unless you're playing out some pathetic fantasy with your girlfriend)

Hope this helps you catch the babes!